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By purchasing a "ticket", you agree that you are no longer able to stop us from taking you to your desired destination, regardless of what that currently means. All sales are final, including ones made by sacrificial offering; but you may be eligible for "free", one-time-use battle pass upgrades in your favorite battle royale, both digital and physical.

Fees & taxes are not included in the final price, and may exceed your available funds by infathomable quantities. Please notify your banking institution of choice, or one with a blood-altar of at least 30tsf or greater power, so that they may prepare for a potentially hostile, but mostly non-lethal withdrawl. We can not be held responsible for overdraft fees. Make us, we dare you.

If your flight is cancelled, you'll know.

Unhappy customers can report to billing level -148/15B in the tarmac sub-basement for a full debrief and mind-alteration to make us all forget this nightmare ever happened.